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Hammer das ist echt zu geil...Originally posted by FakeBitchKillah.inc@18.12.05, 11:03
hier kann man mit gott chatten
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
zuuuuuuuuuu geil
God:
God eats wine and bread.
Me:
i want some, too!
God:
May you get your wish.
Me:
thank you!
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
can i ask you a question, god?
God:
Sure, ask me anything. Be more specific.
Me:
when will i die?
God:
You could check out the actuarial
tables at Deathclock.com.
Me:
do you speak german, too?
God:
Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
are you a 1337 guy?
God:
Am I a 1337 guy? Yes.
Me:
could you kill someone for me?
God:
I'll think about it and see how I feel about it later.
Me:
no. please kill my enemies!
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for asking politely. Killing is wrong.
Me:
oh, im sorry!
God:
Dude! Do you really mean it?
Me:
no.
God:
I didn't think you did.
Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
how does it look up there?
God:
How should I know how it does.
Me:
you know everything
God:
I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
the angels
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
destroying catholicism
God:
Not many people have goals like that.
Me:
yeah, that's cool
God:
Ugh. Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
Me:
thanks man, wanna join me for a cold beer?
God:
You are quite welcome! Cool, man. OK, I will join you for a cold beer.
Me:
you are the father of jesus, maria is his mother, did you fuck her?
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
God:
What kind of shows do you like?
Me:
shows where people die in pain
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
hoffentlich hat da keiner eisenstollen :gaga:Originally posted by FakeBitchKillah.inc@25.12.05, 13:41
so brutal is fußball
http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=4aF8Gq4-iiw
hoffentlich hat da keiner eisenstollen :gaga: [/b][/quote]Originally posted by x-zibiter+26.12.05, 01:35--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (x-zibiter @ 26.12.05, 01:35)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-FakeBitchKillah.inc@25.12.05, 13:41
so brutal is fußball
http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=4aF8Gq4-iiw
na, jetzt weis ich wenigstens warum ich lieber computer spiele anstatt fußballOriginally posted by FakeBitchKillah.inc@25.12.05, 15:41
so brutal is fußball
http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=4aF8Gq4-iiw